| Bring JOY into your home,
celebrate by buying your lover/soul mate a rattle for his/her 4th birthday
(yet again!). Erase the tension at home by Xmas by allowing him/her to
deal with his/her cravings with an adult attitude.
We all know humans remain
around that age emotionally for the rest of their lives, so let's face
facts and deal with them. The Buddhist rattle will help you communicate
on a primal, comprehensive level. In a high pitched nasal recording, the
first rattle will whine: I want--I want--I want--I want, for as
long as you keep banging the poor thing around. The second will respond
in kind with Don't want -- don't want -- don't want --don't want --don't
want -- ad eternum. The third, excellent for use during board meetings,
or while applying for a job is Give me-- give me -- give me --give me
--give me --give me -- for as long as anyone can take it.
People have problems getting
down and spitting it out. Here, a mature approach to the challenge at hand
can be expressed by banging (preferably loudly) your own personalized rattle
on any available table.
Recommended therapy: One
hour of non-stop banging activity is a definite stress deterrent. Two hours
of banging can result in a state of bliss. |
